Week of January 27 – Feburary 2, 2013 (“My Heart Will Go On” is now and forever stuck in my head… and I don’t know how I feel about that…)

What is with me and my habit of posting every other week?  I saw some  really great movies two weeks ago!  Why must I be so lazy and unproductive… *sigh* Oh wells, maybe February will be different…To be fair though, the one film I did see this week was a 3 hour+ epic, so I think it’s fair to say that I have compensated nicely.

1. Titanic (1997)

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I am positive that in modern times, babies are born knowing how to breathe, how to cry, the scent of their mother, and that ROSE WILL NEVER LET GO.  Honest to God, for the longest time I never felt the need to see this film because society had pretty much told me everything that happens. (Thanks a lot guys.)  And yet, despite this spoil… Titanic is undoubtedly a beautiful masterpiece that must be seen to believe its sheer epicness.

In the present day (or 1996,) a group of explorers search the Atlantic Ocean for the “RMS Titanic” in hopes of finding a priceless jewel known as the Heart of the Ocean.  Unfortunately all they can find is a sketch of a nude woman wearing the jewel in question around her neck, and this discovery is broadcasted on television.  A very old woman views this broadcast, and it is revealed that she is the woman featured in the sketch.  She agrees to meet with the crew to help them on their search for the treasure by describing her experience on the ill-fated ship.  This initiates the grand story arc of the film; in 1912, a young woman named Rose DeWitt Bukater (Kate Winslet) boards the gigantic ship known as the “Titanic” in Southhampton with her mother and 30-year old fiance, whom she must marry in order to keep her family out of financial ruin.  Rose is a fiery and independent thinking spirit, and longs for an uninhibited life that is in stark contrast to the aristocratic lifestyle she was born into.  While on the ship, she meets a young man named Jack Dawson (Leonardo DiCaprio) who only gained passage by winning tickets to the legendary vessel through a poker game.  Though he is poor, Jack has lived an enriching life that has cultivated him into an incredibly street-smart individual.  Though they are of different class, the two fall in love with each other.  Their affection grows despite Rose’s entourage attempting to keep them a part.  This wonderful love story is the main focus of the film, but it is set in the middle of one of the worst catastrophe’s of all time.  

If you are not familiar with this event, let me put it one way: BIG ship + BIG iceberg = REALLY BIG PROBLEM

If you are not familiar with this event, let me put it one way: BIG ship + BIG iceberg = REALLY BIG PROBLEM

What has impacted me the most from this film is the complexity of Rose – not necessarily as a character, but specifically as a woman.  (Did I view this film with a feminist lense?  Maybe a little.)  Apart from the recreated disaster, this film is remarkably all about Rose and her transformation aboard the “Titanic.”  She boards the ship as a spoiled girl of privilege with many revolutionary ideas, but is too afraid to fully stand up for herself against the likes of her overbearing mother and wholly jerkish fiance.  Upon meeting Jack, she is enamored by his lifestyle, but can’t admit to herself that his way of living is the way she wants to live too.  Jack is not so much of an individual character like as he is Rose’s “guardian angel”; his encouragement and words of wisdom act as her new, budding conscience.  Through him she matures from a naive girl filled with ideas into a brave, confident woman who actually acts on her ideas.

While Rose and Jack’s love story is what most people remember from this film, Titanic is also a story about the true nature of man.  In the event of an accident (crashing into an iceberg) that accelerates into an unimaginable  and horrorific reality (the sinking of the ship,) the audience witnesses what innate characteristics that lie within all humans.  Fear does not know age, or gender, or class.  All men, not matter their education, can be prone to selfish, brash, and inappropriate behavior.  At the same time, even in the most hellish of situations, compassion and pure, undying love can also be found within the human spirit. 

The actors portray these basic expressions beautifully.  Whether they are a young couple holding on to each other for dear life, a family fighting to stay together when everything else they have is gone, or a group of musicians performing to their deaths because it is what they were born to do, every character displays genuine expressions that can be found within anyone.  Director James Cameron does an unbelievable job at somehow capturing and representing not only the human element of the event, but the magnitude of the event itself.  Much like his other notable film Avatar, Cameron overpowers the viewer as he sucks them into a world that is unfamiliar, yet feels eerily real. 

Maybe certain aspects of the film would have been more touching or shocking if I was not already aware of their existence.  And yet this film nonetheless managed to truly move me – THAT is the mark of a great and endearing work of cinema.  At times I wondered if I only “felt something” because of the hype that dresses the film in our culture, but I truly think this hype is well deserved.  And even though I have heard “My Heart Will Go On” to the extent of overkill, its use in the film strangely felt appropriate and just very right.

I close the review with this iconic image.  Now, go to YouTube, pull up "My Heart Will Go On" (only use the Celine Dion version if you are brave enough) and begin to cry.  It's okay - no one will judge you, honest.

I close the review with this iconic image. Now, go to YouTube, pull up “My Heart Will Go On” (only use the Celine Dion version if you are brave enough) and begin to cry. It’s okay – no one will judge you, honest.

5/5

Week of January 6-12, 2013 (The “Exploitation Entertainment” Genre is Explored, while Puppeteering Takes a Twisted Turn)

Last week I watched a whole slew of films – so many, it led me to decide that I should only review my top 5 favorites of the week, while any other films that I view shall receive a small acknowledgement.  This change came about because it took me about 2 1/2 hours to write 5 reviews the first time.  Anyway, something called the human condition occurred, and I ended up not writing anything for that week. (In the event that I watch any of those films from that week again, I will be sure to include them in my online journal.  You know, to make them feel special and wanted.)

ironically I only watched two films this week, and by not writing a post for two films would only demonstrate a lack of gumption.  And boy howdy do I want people to know that I’ve got gumption.  It is such an admirable quality to have.

Both of the films were excellent and thought-provoking, but not everyone can be #1.  A decision had to be made.  

2. The Truman Show (1998)Truman Show TP

Upon mentioning to a friend how much I wanted to see this movie, he then lent me a copy of the film to watch.  I have such nice friends.

True riends certainly are people you appreciate more after watching this film.  The Truman Show stars Jim Carrey as the title character, Truman Burbank.  Truman lives in a perfect island community with his lovely wife, best friend, cheerful neighbors, and satisfying job.  One day as Truman heads out for work, the continuity of his daily routine is shattered as a spotlight falls from the sky and crashes right in front of him.  From that moment on, Truman begins to suspect that his so-called “perfect” life actually harbors a secret that everyone is aware of but him.

This secret is that Truman does not actually live in the town of Seahaven, but a ginormous dome located in the middle of Hollywood.  His friends and family are all actors playing a scripted role in his life, which has been recorded and broadcasted to the entire world since he first exited the safety of the womb.  The creator of this grandiose reality television show is a man named Christof (Ed Harris.)  He created such a show in order to capture genuine human emotions, as he believes such emotions no longer exist in a horribly corrupt and cruel world. 

As Truman begins to learn more about the true nature of his life, he comes to the conclusion that he must somehow leave Seahaven.  This task proves nearly impossible as Christof’s enormous team of co-conspirators always manage to block Truman in his path.  The greatest roadblock Truman must overcome is his fear of sailing on water.  This fear was instilled in him since his father “drowned” on a sailing trip during a fierce thunderstorm when he was a boy.  This traumatizing experience was planned and executed by Christof for the very reason of giving Truman thalassophobia, eliminating any possibility that Truman could leave the island and therefore the show.

It’s ironic that Christof’s motives derive from his desire to create a genuine person in a perfect society, when all his efforts do so are the result of manipulation and deceit.  Also, if his purpose in creating the Truman Show was to somehow show the rest of the world what a real human was, was it done to set an example for others to follow?  If so, that plan failed completely, as the fans of the Truman Show watch Truman’s drama occur while stuffing fistfuls of popcorn into their gaping mouths.  Some people only sit to watch Truman’s life shatter before him because nothing better is on TV.

Truman desperately tries to escape his situation so that he can live a REAL genuine life.  Though the world is corrupt in numerous aspects that make can make living a legitimate hell, there are also just as many good aspects that remind us why living is worthwhile.  To try to determine which of these good aspects are the best can come down to a personal opinion.  To force these opinions onto someone as the only way of living, a Christof has done to Truman, is not living a genuine life.  Rather, it is a life of oppression that is void of free will.  These conditions are similar to those imposed by an overbearing, tyrannical government.

The film came out in 1998, a time in which reality TV had not become a staple genre in our culture.  It should be noted that I LOATHE REALITY TELEVISION SHOW WITH A BURNING PASSION. 

"The Learning Channel?" As if - more like "The Let's-Exploit-and-Degrade-Every-Minority-Group Channel."

“The Learning Channel?” As if – more like “The Let’s-Exploit-and-Degrade-Every-Minority-Group Channel.”

The popularity of reality TV lies in the fact that some people love to see individuals related to some interesting group live their “normal” lives.  Of course, their version of normal often includes making asses of themselves for the amusement of the home viewer.   While Truman understands his unfortunate predicament and wants to escape it, it shocks me that there are Real Housewives and Honey Boo-Boos in this country that are essentially in the same situation, but are there by choice.  They allow their lives to be exploited and manipulated for the sick amusement of others.  At least these people are receiving something Truman never did; compensation in the form of an outrageous sum of cash.  Who knew bumbling ignorance and sheer stupidity paid so well these days.

(It should be noted that The Truman Show provided Jim Carrey the vehicle for which he was able to display his talents as a dramatic actor.  His pliable face suited him well to play a character who is loved by millions for his ability to portray unadulterated expressions.  All I can say is that I like Truman Burbank more than I did that utterly obnoxious Ace Ventura.) 

4/5

 

1. Being John Malkovich (1999)

Being John Malkovich TP

Typically after I am done watching a film, I have a pretty solid opinion on it.  But for the first time in my life, I finished watching a movie feeling… confused.  It’s not that I didn’t like Being John Malkovich, on the contrary.  What I’m confused about is exactly HOW much I liked it.

This truly is a one-of-a-kind film.  The plot centers on the awkward, greasy puppeteer Craig Schwartz (John Cusack) who lives with his frazzled wife Lotte (Cameron Diaz.)  Craig finally decides to get a real job as his oddly disturbing and uncomfortably fascinating   special hobby has not proven to be a lucrative career.  He manages to acquire a job as a file clerk in an office that is on floor 7 1/2.  Literally, workers must use a crowbar to jam the elevator to enter the low-ceiling work environment. 

If the movie starting out with a bizarre puppet show wasn't a strong enough hint, it should be obvious by now that this movie is  a grade-A mind f#!%.

If the movie starting out with a bizarre puppet show wasn’t a strong enough hint, it should be obvious by now that this movie is a grade-A mind f#!%.

While organizing file cabinets one day, Craig stumbles upon a doorway.  Through exploration he discovers the doorway leads straight into the mind of actor John Malkovich.

Wait… as in THE John Malkovich?  You mean the guy in that one film who played sex-ladden mind games alongside Glenn Close, and ended up falling in love with Michelle Pfeiffer, but not before banging Uma Thurman?  Like, the legit actor John Malkovich?

…Whoah… Okay then.

Craig stays in this unique wonderland for only 15 minutes.  He is then dropped into a ditch near the New Jersey Turnpike… Okay then.  He shares the discovery with his wife who eventually enters the doorway for her own adventure.  She makes her the discovery that by “being” John Malkovich – a man – she comes to the realization that her life as been unsatisfying because she has never embraced the fact that she feels most comfortable being a man… Okay then.

Craig also shares this discovery with co-worker Maxine (Catherine Keener,) a formidable and sexy woman who persuades Craig into turning the doorway into a business venture with her.  The two charge customers $200 to be someone else.  There happens to be a long line for this experience, which I’m not sure should be a surprising discovery or not. 

Many ideas are presented throughout the film.  One that stood out to me is the role of the celebrity in our culture.  I am not sure why John Malkovich was chosen as the real-life celebrity for the film.  It also frustrates me that I will never be able to watch this film as the first audiences did with a strong, predetermined opinion about the actor and his persona.  (Hell, years from now people might watch the film and not realize that John Malkovich was a real American actor.)  Regardless, choosing an actor who apparently lives a low-key lifestyle suites the film perfectly.  Customer’s enter Malkovich’s mind dissatisfied with their life, and exit completely reborn after watching John consume his breakfast, or make mundane phone calls.  That is how we use celebrities in our culture; though most of them truly lead unremarkable lifestyles, they have been elevated as gods; they have generated enigmas for us to idolize and emulate.  Just by merely existing, certain celebrities inspire certain people to become the individuals that they want to be.  I think its fair to say that no one is immune to doing this.  From personal experience, I can say that part of who I am today is out of admiration for celebrities that completely enchant me. 

At a later point in the film, Craig learns that he can physically control John Malkovich’s body, and literally takes over and becomes  John Malkovich.  This further perpetrates the idea of what celebrities mean to our society. In idolizing them, we  force them to exploit themselves for our benefit.  By the end of the movie, all I really wanted to do was to find John Malkovich, give him a hug, and whisper “I’m sorry they hurt you.”  (That’s not weird, right?)

The larger point of the film is that we as a collective group essentially hate our lives.  Why is that?  Why do most people find it impossible to be happy with their own bodies?  And why are celebrities given the daunting responsibility of  being our inspiration?  Oh, such complex questions to ask in a mere film review.  They are good questions, and is embarrassing to realize that most people do live their lives by creating themselves through others.  Actually no, I take that back – I think its fair to say that EVERYONE is shaped by someone else.  Actors happen to exert engaging qualities most individuals do not have, but even they have idols and people they admire and wish to be.  Is there truly a person that exists that has created an identity that has not been shaped by others?  I don’t think so.  Is that a bad thing?  Is it even possible to create a wholly original identity? 

I hate to throw out all of these questions without answers, but they are the final thoughts I have after watching this film.  Maybe that’s why I feel so unsettled, because I still have all of these philosophical thoughts running through my head.  In time I hope to find solutions for these questions, and simultaneously I believe I will come to realize just how amazing this film is.  For truly the best films are the ones that make you question life to the point where you are changed from the experience.  Not necessarily in a completely turn-about fashion (though I suppose they could,) but definitely in a way that somehow evolves your individual thinking and viewpoint on your existence.  By these standards, a good film is exactly like entering someone else’s head – except far less intrusive and creepy.

5/5

Dial M for Murder (1954)

Upon posting my second film review, I believe I am now an official blogger. ALL RIGHT! Now, where is my certificate that I can hang up around the office…?

I still have a lot to figure out in terms of setting up a system for doing these film reviews. I would like to become more consistent in posting blog entries, but that of course just means I have to choose not to be lazy and actually write these things up. Compared to other film reviewers I see, I think I am going to be doing something a little bit different with my blog; instead of reviewing current films, or classic movies, I plan to write reviews for movies right after I see them. So really this is like a travel blog… Except I’m backpacking through different genres and time periods vs. quaint European villages. With that being said, most of the movies that I am going to review are based off of watching a movie for the first time. Of course, if I re-watch a certain movie, I’ll review that too, except the analysis might be more in-depth.

When choosing new films to watch, I like to go on a “gut-feeling” – as in, I have to be in the mood for a certain type of film. (I’m horribly picky like that.) Sometimes I want to watch a movie with a certain actor, or from a certain time period, or simply because it is one of those movies that I supposedly “NEED TO WATCH BEFORE I DIE OF ELSE I WONT GET INTO HEAVEN.”

Apparently the other day I was in the mood for a little Hitchcock. DMFM

Maybe because as a “film lover” I felt guilty that I haven’t exposed myself enough to the Master of Suspense. The only other Alfred Hitchcock film that I have see was Rebecca,  which was oh so many years ago.

Now that I think about it, that might have been the first movie where I realized that symbolism could be incorporated into a film much like symbolism in a book. (“Whoa, holdup: is it possible that the final shot a burning pillow with an embroidered ‘R’ MEANS SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT??!?”) Until that point, I thought a movie was just supposed to be entertaining. Granted, essentially all films SHOULD be entertaining – at least in my opinion – but I never realized that they could be deep too.

With Dial M for Murder, I wasn’t sure what to expect. Except, you know, that someone was going to be murdered and that someone was going to be using the telephone. If at least one of those elements didn’t come to fruition, I was going to be pissed.

In the opening scene we are introduced to the character Margot Wendice (Grace Kelly) as she enjoys a meal in her London flat with an American crime-fiction writer, Mark Halliday (Robert Cummings.) Margot is married to Tony Wendice (Ray Milland,) who used to be a professional tennis player before he retired at Margot’s request, supposedly because his career made him too busy to spend time with her. Despite having obeyed her wishes, the audience soon discovers that Margot was still unsatisfied with her marriage, which lead her to start an affair with Mark.

Right off the back I knew that Grace Kelly was going to die.

I mean look at that blood-red dress.  The chick is practically begging to get off’d.

I mean look at that blood-red dress. The chick is practically begging to get off’d.

This is the first Grace Kelly role I have ever seen, and I must admit, I anticipated a much more engaged performance. I felt as though she wandered around the film too much and didn’t seem to be actively involved with the action that was happening around her. Now that could also just be the nuance of the character, or perhaps Margot Wendice isn’t the best film role to judge her on.

On related note, this film also introduced me to Ray Milland, and I was completely amazed by his performance. His character, Tony, arrives back home from business to find Margot and Mark just about to head out to see an opera. Mark is introduced as “a visiting friend,” and the two ask if Tony would like to join them on their outing. He declines, saying he has some work to attend to. Once Tony is alone, he calls a man by the name of C.A. Swann (Anthony Dawson) under the pretense that he wishes to buy a car from him. However once Swann arrives at the flat to discuss the purchase, Tony reveals his true motives.

Tony explains that he has been recently following Swann around town – and “following” here really means “stalking intensely” – in order to learn about all of his day to day activities. With an alarming coolness, Tony reveals that he knows that Swann is a petty criminal that has managed to elude the authorities by constantly changing his name. Nervous, Swann asks what Tony plans to do with this information. Naturally of course, Tony intends to blackmail Swann into killing his wife.

This is the point in which Ray Milland started to freak me out a little. As he sits calmly in an arm chair, he tells Swann that he has known for some time that Margot has been cheating on him. He is concerned about this affair because Margot is an incredibly wealthy woman, and it is this wealth that persuaded Tony to marry her in the first place. Especially now that Tony is no longer working as a professional tennis player, the affair could eventually terminate his main source of income and affluent lifestyle that he has become accustomed too. It is out of this resentment, greed, and overall irritation with his wife that has caused Tony to believe that the only way to feel a sense of resolution with the situation is to kill her.

What is especially creepy about Tony’s character is that while he is explaining to Swann exactly how he wants Margot killed, it is obvious that this plot did not happen spontaneously. Through Milland’s performance, you can tell that Tony has spent countless hours sitting in bars and walking through parks contemplating – scenario after scenario – the best way to carry out the deed. Tony moves about his flat showing Swann exactly what he must do to execute the murder. Through the bird’s-eye angle of the camera, the audience gets a sense of how Tony has envisioned the murder in his mind. Getting this “inside look” into the villain’s head proves to be especially discomforting because the morally-conscious viewer knows that essentially, these extremely well thought out plans cannot be justified.

Who is more at fault in this situation? Margot, who has committed the sin of adultery? Or Tony, who, despite forcing another to commit the actual sin, is essentially the real killer through his careful premeditation? It’s these types of philosophical questions that lead me to think about another film that deals with adultery and murder, Woody Allen’s Crimes and Misdemeanors. Of course in that film, the killer experiences extreme feelings of guilt for his actions. Tony on the other hand has completely convinced himself that murder is the best option for his situation. Margot being unsatisfied with her marriage makes her human; Tony willing to do anything to kill an innocent woman makes him psychotic.

Not the craziest Hitchcock character, but still pretty damn messed up.

Not the craziest Hitchcock character, but still pretty damn messed up.

 Tony tells Swann that he wants the murder committed the following night. The plan is for Swann to sneak into the flat while Mark and Tony are away and Margot is asleep. Tony will then call the flat knowing that Margot will wake up and answer the phone. While she is distracted with the call, Swann will come up behind her and strangle her to death.

Throughout the monumental evening, many complications ensue that disrupt Tony’s plans, such as Margot initially not wanting to stay home by herself. Tony is able to think quickly and solves all of the problems with a devious flair. Again, this proves that Tony is a determined killer and not just a simpleton acting on rash impulses. It is this use of intellect that makes Tony’s actions and reasoning all the more unacceptable.

Soon the plan is set in motion: The phone rings, Margot awakes to answer it, stands there for an absurd amount of time repeating, “Hello? … Hello?”

Maybe if you ask nicely for the umpteenth time, someone might EVENTUALLY respond.

Maybe if you ask nicely for the umpteenth time, someone might EVENTUALLY respond.

Swann takes his cue to strangle Margot to death. But not before she picks up a pair of scissors off the desk and stabs Swann in the back.

Oh. OH WAIT WHAT? SHE’S NOT DEAD? BUT SHE WAS WEARING RED! BLOOD RED EVEN! SHE WAS DESTINED TO DIE!

I see what you did there. Well played, Sir, well played.

I see what you did there. Well played, Sir, well played.

Instead of giving up, Tony continues to find ways to make the best of his situation. As an investigation begins concerning Swann’s death, Tony manipulates everything (from evidence to the whole crime scene) and everyone (from the police officers to his wife.) All of these actions are in an effort to accomplish his ultimate goal of ending Margot’s life one way or another. And, you know, if he manages to not get caught with his crime, well then that’s just a perk.

The second half of a movie is a horrible bore. Usually in tales of fiction, the word “murder” is almost in direct correspondence to the word “mystery.” Certainly there is a mystery within the film, as a detective (John Williams) begins to uncover the true nature of Swann’s death. But the audience already knows who killed Swann. This crucial fact takes the fun out of watching the detective try to solve the mystery. In a smart way, it is interesting to see how the detective’s intellect works in parallel to Tony’s own scheming thought process, as both are quite impressive. However, in comparison to the thrill and intrigue of the first half of the film, it is not interesting enough.

Dial M for Murder is one possible answer as to how someone can commit the perfect murder. What makes the act of murder “perfect” is not necessarily in the art of how the deed is carried out, but whether or not the culprit is caught. Being “caught” carries a different weight depending on where a person lives. In the setting of this film, if a person is found guilty of murder they are sentenced to the death penalty. If Tony lived in a society where he simply would have gone to jail for his actions, I wonder if he would have worked as hard as he did in order to retain his “innocence.” Nonetheless, the movie makes me wonder if murder ever is really worth it. Is there a great enough reason for someone to kill another human in which the sin of the act would be worthwhile? Certainly not in Tony’s case – though perhaps if I too had a psychopathic mind, I might be able to sympathize.

The film presents and intriguing question, but due to the overall stagnant nature of the film, it lacks the ability to become truly memorable. In other words, it’s a very “British” way of handling the subject of murder. By “British,” I suppose I mean that it is very polite and civilized, without any dirty, raw, unformulated mechanics. Also by “British,” I mean to say that the film is so lack-luster that I could easily sip a cup of tea and nod my head in contemplation of the film’s premise, versus clutching the little tea cup handle because the intensity of the film has ceased function of all of my basic motor skills. If that makes any sense at all.

RATING: 2/5

***

Dial M for Murder

1954

Director: Alfred Hitchcock

Starring: Ray Milland, Grace Kelly, Robert Cummings

Writers: Frederick Knott (screenplay/adapted from his play)

Distributor: Warner Bros. Pictures

The Addams Family (1991)

           I didn’t become a serious film lover until about a year ago.  Therefore, I believe that it is only appropriate that my first film review should be about the movie that more or less caused me to transition from a passive film watcher into a certified cinephile. 

The Addams Family

            In terms of depth, there is not much to say about The Addams Family.  Essentially it is a homage to Charles Addams’ series of one panel comic strips, which were originally published in The New Yorker from 1938 to his death in 1988.  These strips featured a cast of bizarre characters engaging in even odder acts.  The entertainment from these strips derives from the twisted humor found in them – a specific brand of dark comedy that Chaz Addams was noted for.

…Oh! I get it! Because two headed pigs are WEIRD!

…Oh! I get it! Because two-headed pigs are WEIRD!

                 Until ABC created a television show based off of these drawings in 1964, the family members featured within the strips had not been given any official names.

Because real family portraits involve blank stares and un-amused expressions.

Because real family portraits involve blank stares and un-amused expressions.

                The Addams Family, as many pop-culture fans are familiar with, consists two children, Wednesday and Pugsley, along with their Grandmama, Uncle Fester.  The family is attended to by Lurch, the gigantic butler, and Thing, a dismembered hand that pops up here and there around the house.  Morticia and Gomez Addams are the leaders of this quirky clan.  What is interesting about these two is that out of all of the other American TV couples on air during this period, they arguably… Oh, how do I word this…

These two get their freak on.  Like, all of the time.  Like, whenever you don’t see them on screen together?  Yeah, they’re doing it.  And boy howdy, is it good – better than you’ll have in your entire life.

These two get their freak on. Like, all of the time. Like, whenever you don’t see them on-screen together? Yeah, they’re doing it. And boy howdy, is it good – better than you’ll have in your entire life.

                Oddly enough it was this romantically involved relationship that made me fall in love with the Addams Family.  More importantly, I loved what this couple – what this entire family – represented.  That no matter how weird or displaced I ever feel from the rest of the world, I can always remember that there is a niche for me and my eccentric ways.  That despite feeling/being different from other young women my age, there is hope that I will eventually find someone who will be wholly smitten with me and will love me completely *fingers crossed.* 

                When I first became enamoured with the TV series, I vaguely remembered that I had seen trailers for an Addams Family movie as a preview on old VHS tapes.  I then came to discover that the movie I remembered was actually a 1998 direct-to-video piece of work that post-dated the two entirely different Addams Family films from the early 90’s. 

"Killer Comedy," my ass.  This movie is so awkwardly NOT Addams Family, it is literally painful to watch.  *shudder*

“Killer Comedy,” my ass. This movie is so awkwardly NOT Addams Family, it is literally painful to watch. *shudder*

                Of course I was overjoyed at the prospect of being able to fuel my Addams obsession.  As I have mentioned it lacks substance when compared to other, “legitimate” movies, but one of the appealing aspects of the Addams Family cannon is that it is not supposed to be taken seriously; it’s supposed to be pure fun.

                Considering the source material was basically a series of non-sequiturs, the movie does a surprising job of creating a moving plot.  The conflict arises when Fester Addams (Christopher Lloyd) returns home unexpectedly after being missing for 25 years.  Gomez (Raúl Juliá) is overjoyed at being reunited with his long-lost brother again.   (In the film, he is portrayed as being Gomez’s brother, whereas in the TV show he was presented as Morticia’s uncle.)  But because Fester is accompanied by a Dr. Pinder-Schloss (Elizabeth Wilson) who explains that he can only be with the family for a week or so, Morticia (Anjelica Huston) becomes rightfully suspicious.  As it turns out, Dr. Pinder-Schloss is a con-woman by the name of Abigail Craven, and “Uncle Fester” is actually her son Gordon.  Their diabolical plan consists of Gordon impersonating Fester long enough in order for them to seize the impressive Addams Family fortune. 

***SPOILER***

               However, as “Fester” spends more time with the Addams clan, he comes to the realization that he feels more comfortable with them than he ever has with anyone else in his entire life.  This is due to the fact that he IS Fester Addams. (SHOCKER)  Through this epiphany, Fester decides to stop his “mother” from succeeding in her plight, oddly enough through the power of literature.         

Seriously.  He cracks open a book, creating a mini-hurricane in the dining room, and sends Dr. Pinder-Schloss to her grave.  Because it’s the Addams Family and kooky stuff is supposed to happen – don’t question it.

Seriously. He cracks open a book, which creates a mini-hurricane in the dining room, and sends Dr. Pinder-Schloss to her grave. Because it’s the Addams Family and kooky stuff is supposed to happen – don’t question it.

                Later it is revealed that Fester actually was lost for 25 years, and had suffered from a serious case of amnesia.  Ms. Craven found him in the Bermuda Triangle and brainwashed him into being her “son.”  This information was recovered after a lightning bolt struck Fester in the noggin during the mini-hurricane.  Again, don’t question the movie’s logic.  Just nod and smile, nod and smile. 

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                What this film accomplishes that a kitschy, black-and-white sitcom could not is glamorizing the Addams’ gothic world.  Everything is draped in a palette of blacks, blue-blacks, blood reds, grays, and pale whites.  For being regarded as the “odd ones,” the central Addams Family and their assorted relatives are the only characters that look natural in a world seemingly tailored for them.

                The humor is black – much darker than a 60s television series could hope to produce due to censorship.  Many of the jokes derive straight from Chaz’s comics, as well as the TV show.  Describing exactly what type of humor this is can be determined by perhaps the funniest scene in the movie, in which Puglsey and Wednesday act out a scene from Hamlet for their school.  At the conclusion of their performance, fake blood is released via swordplay and completely soaks everyone fortunate enough to sit in the first few rows.  The children’s family cheers them on in a standing ovation while the rest of the audience is eternally scarred.

                While I do love this film in many ways, I don’t think it is my favorite film.  If this is the case, why do I hold it in such high regards?

                Since I was more familiar with the television show before watching the movie, I naturally expected the characters in the film to be similar to their predecessors.  I do like certain representations better than others, such as Uncle Fester (Jackie Coogan) and Lurch (Ted Cassidy) from the original series and Wednesday (Christina Ricci) from the film.  John Astin as Gomez in the TV show is thoroughly enjoyable, and his physical appearance is the most similar to the Gomez in the comics.   However, Juliá’s portrayal of the character is absolutely brilliant, as he manages to capture the extreme, childlike spirit that defines Gomez Addams while maintaining and aura of suaveness.  

The more times I see this film, the more I feel like “brilliant” is a ghastly understatement.

The more times I see this film, the more I feel like “brilliant” is a ghastly understatement.

                The incredibly talented Carolyn Jones immortalized the  beautiful Morticia Addams, and I expected Huston’s portrayal to be similar. 

Cute and quirky.

Cute and quirky.

                Instead I got this:

Sexier than it has a right to be

Sexier than it has a right to be

                Note: I didn’t know who Anjelica Huston was before this movie.  No one ever told me about her characteristic, powerful screen presence.  No one warned me that I would be incredibly turned-on incredibly enamored by this presence.  While I continued to watch the rest of the movie, I questioned my sexual orientation wondered why I hadn’t been aware of this woman before. 

               As a growing young woman,  I’m constantly trying to discover my identity by defining who I am, what kind of person I want to be, etc.  Up until this movie, I had never felt the impact of any actor’s presence – at least not consciously.  For me to be so taken back with such a gorgeous, stunning woman was inspiring.  I wanted to learn everything about her – to the point where I now feel like some kind of compulsive stalker – just so that maybe I could learn how to carry a similar presence.  During this processes, I started to be more aware of the prescence of any actor in all of the movies I watched.  This lead me to look at other elements of film and how they could also i the audience’s perception of the film. Elements beyond acting, such as direction, lighting, music, costumes, etc.  I realized there was a certain high that could be obtained from watching certain movies that I never took notice before.  I started to learn to appreciate the power of films that make me think and reanalysed certain aspect(s) of life.  

                In other words, by falling in love with The Addams Family TV show, I fell in love with the movie adaptation.  This led me to fall in love with Anjelica Huston , which led me to start watching movies from a more analytical perspective in an effort to find the magic that lay within them.  This inevitably led me to start to become interested in film history, and how the Hollywood culture of years past have affected movies today. 

                This led me to realize that damn, I think I’m a film nerd.

                As I said, I wouldn’t say The Addams Family is my favorite movie.  I also have to admit that I don’t always “feel the magic” of every movie.  That is only because not every film speaks the same way to every person, which makes it fantastic knowing that there is such a wide selection of movies for people to watch in order to find ones that click with them.  Someday I hope to find that “most friggin’ amazing film that was ever ever ever created – EVER.”  Until then I’ll just have to keep watching – and re-watching –  as many movies as I can.

                And good golly, are there a lot of films to watch.     

RATING: 5/5

               (Thank you for reading my first film review.  I hope to eventually hone my skills at this blogging business so that it seems like I know what I’m doing.  Which I don’t.  But don’t  tell anyone else that.

Also, if you couldn’t tell, Anjelica Huston is my favorite actress.  So if you don’t like her, for whatever reason,  you probably shouldn’t read my blog.  Because eventually I will end up reviewing most of her movies.  Just a heads up.

It should also be obvious now why I choose the moniker “Morticia the Cat” for this blog.  If you didn’t quite catch onto that, either I am a bad writer or you are a bad reader.  And my 11th grade English teacher said I wrote real good, so…  THERE.) 

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The Addams Family

1991

Director: Barry Sonnenfeld

Starring: Anjelica Huston, Raúl Juliá, Christopher Lloyd

Writers: Charles Addams (Characters,) Caroline Thompson, Larry Wilson

Distributor: Paramount Pictures